Goodness gracious, even the Olympic horses are taking illegal drugs these days.
I knew they wanted to win, but I had no idea how badly.
Four of the four-legged athletes tested positive here for go-juice.
Reminds me of the old one about the police department that was so full of graft that even the horses were on the take.
Something about the Wild Horses and Burros case...the Property Clause..., reminded me a' this.
I wonder if accused horses get to take the Fifth and claim illegal search and seizure, or even have lawyers. Seems unfair to me if they don't, as long as not at public expense...
Ms. Maloney, our equine expert, is going to have to research this, I guess.